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werewof:

me owning the kangaroos at the zoo

murdercityboulevard:

catsfurever:

can we just start a movement where we go to male politicians events and we ask them sexist questions like “if you are elected who will take care of the kids” and “what designer are you wearing tonight” “do you think that your stunted and constipated male emotions will affect your decision making”

that last one tho

(Source: catsfurever)

romeyooo:

adorkablenerdvana:

sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american

and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions

i mean look at this thing

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it’s beautiful

over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser

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like wow

have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??

theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

necrophilofthefuture:

you call your boyfriend “daddy”??? well that’s just disgusting, you incestuous pervert. I prefer “baby,” ya know— the word that means “child” or “infant.”